PARENTING, TRAVEL, AND LITTLE JOYS
Me: This is my first time in Kansas. It’s very flat.
Uber driver: No, it’s not. Now Colorado? That’s flat.
Me: Isn’t that where the Rocky Mountains are?
Uber driver: No.
Maxwell only tolerates Valentine's Day because it means President's Day is soon.
Me: Who do you love?
Max: John Adams.
(Am I the only mom who has to get her kid a President's Day gift?)
Shoutout to the lady behind me at Chipotle who just spent $9 on an entire bowl of just shredded cheese because she’s “eating clean”. She’s eating it with a spoon and drinking a root beer. I have a lot of questions?
Reverse culture shock: LOTS of American food has motivational sayings on it for some reason? This one seems weird though.
Hi, I'm Jane.
"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes." Said Thoreau. But he hung out in the woods and jail.