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I did not know there was an opposite of birthday cake until today. 
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Me: This is my first time in Kansas. It’s very flat.
Uber driver: No, it’s not. Now Colorado? That’s flat. Me: Isn’t that where the Rocky Mountains are? Uber driver: No. If you’re not having a President’s Day party, what are you even doing? Maxwell only tolerates Valentine's Day because it means President's Day is soon.
Me: Who do you love? Max: John Adams. (Am I the only mom who has to get her kid a President's Day gift?) Shoutout to the lady behind me at Chipotle who just spent $9 on an entire bowl of just shredded cheese because she’s “eating clean”. She’s eating it with a spoon and drinking a root beer. I have a lot of questions?
What kind of low-budget, talent-free nightmare is The Wiggles and why is it happening to me?  What do you want to be when you grow up? #whenyouseeit  Reverse culture shock: LOTS of American food has motivational sayings on it for some reason? This one seems weird though.  |
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