PARENTING, TRAVEL, AND LITTLE JOYS
Me: This is my first time in Kansas. It’s very flat.
Uber driver: No, it’s not. Now Colorado? That’s flat.
Me: Isn’t that where the Rocky Mountains are?
Uber driver: No.
Maxwell only tolerates Valentine's Day because it means President's Day is soon.
Me: Who do you love?
Max: John Adams.
(Am I the only mom who has to get her kid a President's Day gift?)
Shoutout to the lady behind me at Chipotle who just spent $9 on an entire bowl of just shredded cheese because she’s “eating clean”. She’s eating it with a spoon and drinking a root beer. I have a lot of questions?
Reverse culture shock: LOTS of American food has motivational sayings on it for some reason? This one seems weird though.