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Me: Don’t worry buddy. Everyone makes mistakes. I’ve done a lot of dumb things in my life. Max: That doesn’t surprise me. 
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Trying to imagine why the person who created this pre-packed crystal growing kit for children, which could of course contain any amount of powder, has you mix 2/3 of the powder (of which there is an unlabeled amount, so you definitely have to guess) with exactly 2.29 ounces of water (for which you provide your own measuring cup that’s accurate to the milliliter. “Don’t purchase kits from such garbage companies!” you might say. It’s made by the Smithsonian.   We try to play outside. Even when it's cold. It's almost always worth it.
“I can’t wait a whole week for a new president. I need some chips.” -Max
You can pretty much judge how good any day is by how gross the car is at the end of it.  As told by my Four-Year-Old Son who Learned about Knock Knock Jokes yesterday, and his Indian Babysitter who has Never Heard of Them
Son: Knock Knock Babysitter: Okay, hello Son: No, you say who’s there. Babysitter: Who’s there is… a tiger! Son: No you don’t tell who is there. You say “Who’s there?” Babysitter: Yes, who’s there is a tiger. Son: Tiger who? Babysitter: The tiger does not have a name. Son: No, this time when I knock at the door, you say who is there. Babysitter: Okay. Son: Knock knock. Babysitter: Who’s there? Son: Oatmeal. Babysitter: Okay. Son: You say oatmeal who. Babysitter: What is oatmeal who? Son: You ask who the oatmeal is. Babysitter: Who is the oatmeal? Son: When I knock! Babysitter: …. Then you can come in! Son: Knock knock. Babysitter: Who’s there? Son: Oatmeal. Babysitter: Oatmeal is welcome in the house. Son: Oatmeal who? Babysitter: Yes. Son: Orange you glad I didn’t say banana. Babysitter: … yes. Is in fruit boxes. These are the boxes that Harry and David uses to send fruit - they keep ornaments so safely and perfectly!
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