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How I am spelling “broccoli” so wrong that my phone always autocorrects it to “neocolonialism”?
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Oh I’m sorry, do you not wear an airbrushed painting of your dog to work?  Me: what do you want?
Max: watermelon and attention. #same Today I asked Max what his favorite animal is, and he said "xenopus laevis", which is the latin name for the African claw-toed frog. #okay
Winnie finally met another dog with the beauty, grace, and charm to match her own. She instantly fell in love.  This was labeled as a blueberry muffin but it’s actually a RAISIN muffin and first of all, how dare you.  The end of rainy season is the start of rainbow season.
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