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PARENTING, TRAVEL, AND LITTLE JOYS

A Knock-Knock Joke

1/7/2021

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As told by my Four-Year-Old Son who Learned about Knock Knock Jokes yesterday, and his Indian Babysitter who has Never Heard of Them

Son: Knock Knock

Babysitter: Okay, hello

Son: No, you say who’s there.

Babysitter: Who’s there is… a tiger!

Son: No you don’t tell who is there. You say “Who’s there?”

Babysitter: Yes, who’s there is a tiger.

Son: Tiger who?

Babysitter: The tiger does not have a name.

Son: No, this time when I knock at the door, you say who is there.

Babysitter: Okay.

Son: Knock knock.

Babysitter: Who’s there?

Son: Oatmeal.

Babysitter: Okay.

Son: You say oatmeal who.

Babysitter: What is oatmeal who?

Son: You ask who the oatmeal is.

Babysitter: Who is the oatmeal?

Son: When I knock!

Babysitter: …. Then you can come in!
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Son: Knock knock.

Babysitter: Who’s there?

Son: Oatmeal.

Babysitter: Oatmeal is welcome in the house.

Son: Oatmeal who?

Babysitter: Yes.

Son: Orange you glad I didn’t say banana.

Babysitter: … yes.
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