 Winnie is not Zen. She is judgmental and full of spite. And she has no intention of changing.
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 When you shed so much and refuse to be brushed that mom makes you wear your shame suit.
P.S. This thing actually cuts down on fur in the house by A LOT, and she doesn't seem to mind wearing it. Find it here.  Winnifred's response to Max starting school outside the house is a real vibe.
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Make sure it has a Fibonacci sequence. And rainbow marshmallows.   “The beach isn’t really that enriching. Good thing we came prepared.” - Max
Max: Can we listen to the worm song? Me: What is the worm song. Max: Where the worm goes to space. Me: I literally have no idea what that is. Max: (singing) Slimey to the moon, and let me play among the stars…  Today I played “Jenny from the Block” for Max.
Max: I get it. It’s like a joke rap song. Me: No, this is a real song that was actually pretty popular. Max: … for babies? Me: No, adults. Max: You’re just joking.  Me at age 4, trademarking the face that Max makes basically every time I have an idea.
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