Parenting

6:55am: Argue about how “Arkansas” is pronounced. Lose.
6:59am: Learn that today isn’t school because mom “is not someone for learning”.
7:00am: Casually stepped on.
7:03am: Reminded for the literally one thousandth time that we don’t have any books about Pat Nixon.
7:05am: Did you know you can order tequila on the internet?
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Happy Monday, reluctant homeschoolers!