Please don't

What non-parents see: a fun box that contains everything to do 15 experiments!

What parents see: a box that probably has a plastic dish and a rock in it, which inexplicably expects that you have soda, vinegar, sand, a very delicate scale, baking soda, popcorn, balloons, a thermometer, food coloring, glue, a lot of plastic bottles, 3 measuring tapes, SNOW, and a partridge in a pear tree so that you can all cry together while you wait a week for mold to grow on some bread. Bread not included.

Seriously, this is the perfect Christmas gift. For someone you hate. Please don't do this to your friends.