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JANE STINE

PARENTING, TRAVEL, AND LITTLE JOYS

What Mom Says

4/21/2020

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Today we were playing with some toy apples and pretending they were a family. And then...

Me: What does the Daddy Apple say?
Son: Don't eat me, I'm too big!
Me: What does the Baby Apple say?
Son: Don't eat me, I'm too little!
Me: What does the Mommy Apple say?
Son: Would you PLEASE leave me alone for just five minutes so I can pee?!

​He's not wrong.
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